My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.
I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort.
Vera Lee
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My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.
I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort.
I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.🥲
I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.😂💔
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste, mostly.😁
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.