“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
—Phyllis Diller
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“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
—Phyllis Diller
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.”
—Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
—Will Ferrell